by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 794th Most Influential: 2,150th Largest Gambling Industry: 3,151st
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Population1.356 billion

LeaderKing Oliver Ghostflower

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalSnow Leopard

The Kingdom of Alosania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Oliver Ghostflower with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.356 billion Alosanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Borethi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Alosanian economy, worth 133 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 98,785 Gold Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 448,559 per year while the poor average 13,324, a ratio of 33.7 to 1.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, meat-eating is frowned upon, and strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Alosania's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Otepism.

Alosania is ranked 130,048th in the world and 7,344th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 794thTop
Most Influential: 2,150thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,151stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,774thRudest Citizens: 4,347thHighest Crime Rates: 6,541stHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,610thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,712thMost Armed: 7,895thLargest Retail Industry: 7,940thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,058thFattest Citizens: 12,090thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,089thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,873rdLargest Mining Sector: 15,954thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,510thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,567thMost Avoided: 16,779th
Largest Gambling Industry: 103rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 125th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 229th in the regionRudest Citizens: 257th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 304th in the regionMost Armed: 314th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 318th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 373rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 396th in the regionFattest Citizens: 448th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 590th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 603rd in the regionMost Avoided: 622nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 655th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 703rd in the regionMost Influential: 762nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 813th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 842nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 178 » Great Bights Mum, Shibutani, El Fiji Grande, Pallaith, Alunya, Sinelona, Shin-Hachioji, Panama Coalition, Unsophisticate, The Rhein States, Acrabinnia, Omnistria, Territorio di Nessuno, Ostrinios, Ninjak30, Suicidistan, Black Templares, Ofemerica, PlanetPunk, Cloydicia, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Uganda Knuckles UK, Malta Comino Gozo, Bayern-Straubing, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Dreadton, Koda-Land, New Pruessen, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Holy Oranz, Votak Matim, Ainsworth, United Draconia, Siwale, Q w e r t y, Sil Dorsett, Yaorozu, Lunallian, Sunto, Solmetria, Napnomadia, Shadowrik, Amauri, Kwaj, New Bremerton, Torakuen, and 128 others.Jasminlandia, Joodey, Selfgradatude, Kasazzastan, THX1138, SillyString, Sakaryata, Pasargad, Buckerino, Steraz, Warsaw-Halicz, Federation Terra Australis, Maott, Spartoptia, Newpromisedland, Frances Francis the First of France, Ozstan, Wilkshire, General COE, Ara Antrizuls, Wineclaw, Divine Eulogy, The Iron Lions, Far Easter Republic, Guer Aike, Tommatito, Sheldanada, Saturns Edge, Guslantis, The United States of Romania, Niradans, Zemnaya Svoboda, Sanjurika, Spunkland, Mazeoftime, Bohr Einstein, SchoolHouse Rock, The Notorious Mad Jack, Ibiscaton, Racoda, Kirostan, Ucatski, The Most Freedom Ever, Noiah, Norostilors, Empy, The Austro Germanic Union, VarDrade, Misuvelia, Haor Chall, Sacrento, Plangainer, Peldorn, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, The Stratosphere Islands, Novare Res, Hircea, Lower Nubia, Ka Ching, Intrapolia, Anarcho-Islamystica, Vikingiarchy, Ethnon, Marijuana Haven, Lost Staria, Durgron, The Pantheons, Xandarnia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Frostopia, Californian Redwood, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, Norepinephrine, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Valhalla123, Ejhsa, Terkoma, New Caeitanordia, Amerian States, Senkaiboashi, Rkainjel, Yalkan, North Yeetland, Seidr Wyrd, Sundred, Dugariana, Lomjia, Apetopia, Huks Gares, Moisus, East Spopovichka, Thiammyalllaland, 1 very fast endotarter, Pomur, Tamgu, Yummy Blubber, Peolt, Your future world, Ikea Rike, Miruma, Abject Ludicrosity, Free Azzaca, Sockmanland, Kingdom of Destsky, Moubarakistan, Aratani, Wodan, The Black Cathedral, Destructive Government Endorsing System, DanCorpia, Castle Federation, Amoskeag, Noahs Second Country, Conservadoria, Vincone Cae, Former English Colony, Helia Geopes, Test for a new hope, North Altatude, Wizarda, British Pacific Islands, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Elder Realms, Hileville, and Analomink.

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