by Max Barry

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,602nd Nicest Citizens: 4,073rd Most Cultured: 4,472nd
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Gloria in excelsis Deo et in terra pax.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population10.578 billion

LeaderQueen Victoria
Faiththe Evangelical Lutheran Church of Aloia

CurrencyAloian dollar

The Kingdom of Aloia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Victoria with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, devout population of 10.578 billion Aloians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zumbrota. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Aloian economy, worth a remarkable 1,157 trillion Aloian dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,448 Aloian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Aloian mussels the biggest in Esamir, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, and school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time. Crime is totally unknown. Aloia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Evangelical Lutheran Church of Aloia.

Aloia is ranked 185,418th in the world and 23rd in Esamir for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -23.62 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,602ndNicest Citizens: 4,073rdMost Cultured: 4,472ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,782ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,068thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,881stMost Influential: 6,291stLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,405thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,542ndBest Weather: 7,733rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,980thMost Devout: 8,525thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,145thHealthiest Citizens: 9,371stSmartest Citizens: 9,409thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 10,021stHighest Economic Output: 10,127thMost Stationary: 10,431stMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,517thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,454thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,102ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,446thMost Pacifist: 14,599thLargest Populations: 15,378thMost Developed: 15,777thNudest: 16,443rdMost Inclusive: 17,431stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,573rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,329thLargest Governments: 18,557th
Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aloia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Aloia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Aloia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Aloia lodged a message on the Esamir Regional Message Board.
  • : Aloia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Aloia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Aloia lodged a message on the Esamir Regional Message Board.
  • : Aloia altered its national flag.
  • : Aloia altered its national flag.
  • : Aloia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.


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