The Republic of Aloadae is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.199 billion Aloadaeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aloadaean economy, worth 511 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,330 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The last thing Aloadaean soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, and TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aloadae's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aloadae is ranked 245,152^nd in the world and 1^st in acclamatory for Most Avoided, scoring 1.15 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.