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Most Devout: 6,280thMost Armed: 7,254thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,330th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Inb4 9003 drops to rare
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Aloadae

Population5.199 billion

Currency9003
Animal9003

The Republic of Aloadae is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.199 billion Aloadaeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aloadaean economy, worth 511 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,330 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The last thing Aloadaean soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, and TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aloadae's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aloadae is ranked 245,152nd in the world and 1st in acclamatory for Most Avoided, scoring 1.15 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Top
5%
Most Devout: 6,280thMost Armed: 7,254thTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,330thMost Patriotic: 18,271stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,573rdMost Developed: 20,433rdLongest Average Lifespans: 20,767thHealthiest Citizens: 21,333rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,913thLowest Crime Rates: 22,104thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,770thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,289thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,613thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,770th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aloadae's influence in Acclamatory rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Aloadae was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Aloadae, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews.
  • : Following new legislation in Aloadae, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
  • : Following new legislation in Aloadae, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
  • : Following new legislation in Aloadae, the last thing Aloadaean soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them.
  • : Following new legislation in Aloadae, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Aloadae, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Aloadae, superfoods are often seen as supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in Aloadae, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers.

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