The Fiefdom of Alnylim is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Morrigan with an iron fist, and notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 9.699 billion Alnylimians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceredigion. The average income tax rate is 21.4%.

The Alnylimian economy, worth 428 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,129 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, the might of the entire Alnylimian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and the distracting décor lining the roads causes multiple pile-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alnylim's national animal is the Wolf and its national religion is Gasheint.

Alnylim is ranked 52,520^th in the world and 366^th in Suspicious for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.