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Most Pacifist: 8,670thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,896thNicest Citizens: 15,999th
The Bidenocracy of
Democratic Socialists
Sometimes I wake up and feel like being meme to people.
JOBiden
Influence
Power
Dominus Imperatorum Americanum
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Good

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Almighty Biden

Population2.673 billion

CapitalScranton Bidensylvania
LeaderJOBiden
FaithCatholicism

Currencyof Hunter's paintings
AnimalGerman Shepherd

The Bidenocracy of Almighty Biden is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by JOBiden with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.673 billion worthless peasants are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scranton Bidensylvania. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient worthless economy, worth 108 trillion of Hunter's paintings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 40,768 of Hunter's paintings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment JOBiden's hair, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, and students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class. Crime is totally unknown. Almighty Biden's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Almighty Biden is ranked 120,666th in the world and 6th in Almighty Presidents for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,510.4 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Nicest Citizens: 15,999thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,458thSafest: 26,385thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29,431stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29,496th
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the region

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