by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,632ndMost Influential: 2,308thRudest Citizens: 3,633rd
The Black Zombie of
Left-Leaning College State
Friendship, Brotherhood, and Unity
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.637 billion

LeaderUnion Council


The Black Zombie of Almenga is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Union Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.637 billion Almengans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosehart. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Almengan economy, worth 287 trillion golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 175,445 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic. Crime is totally unknown. Almenga's national animal is the Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Laicism.

Almenga is ranked 5,687th in the world and 82nd in the West Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 16 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,632ndMost Influential: 2,308thTop
Rudest Citizens: 3,633rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,376thMost Inclusive: 4,741stHighest Food Quality: 5,510thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,687thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,957thMost Efficient Economies: 6,134thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,149thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,357thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,697thLargest Governments: 6,748thHealthiest Citizens: 6,768thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,092ndMost Developed: 7,134thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,297thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,406thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,425thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,487thMost Cultured: 7,544thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,676thSmartest Citizens: 7,677thNicest Citizens: 8,580thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,664thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,280thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,699thHighest Average Incomes: 10,350thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,536thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,791stSafest: 14,076thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,284thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,314thMost Secular: 15,336thLowest Crime Rates: 15,882ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,416thBest Weather: 20,653rd
Most Influential: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 41st in the regionRudest Citizens: 64th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 82nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 85th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 91st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 101st in the regionLargest Governments: 103rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 106th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 107th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 113th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 118th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 120th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 126th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 127th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 127th in the regionMost Cultured: 133rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 133rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 134th in the regionMost Developed: 139th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 146th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 156th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 158th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 166th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 194th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 198th in the regionNicest Citizens: 203rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 255th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 295th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 297th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 298th in the regionMost Secular: 301st in the regionSafest: 356th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 383rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 391st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 419th in the regionBest Weather: 423rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 515th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 588th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 635th in the regionMost Stationary: 674th in the regionNudest: 727th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Almenga voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Following new legislation in Almenga, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in Almenga, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Almenga, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Almenga, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Almenga, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Almenga, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Almenga, doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis.
  • : Following new legislation in Almenga, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
  • : Almenga voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 132 » Wickedly evil people, Giovanniland, Mediobogdum, Fujai, Westwind, Lodiberdade, Overthinkers, Dilber, Sniper Slayers, The United Republic of Westend, Sindria, Outer Scotiotland, The Theeserrasland, Cities, Win Mints, Ruidoso, Galaxy Meows, Formenor, Astra Prime, IthaquaCDN, Tacotrees, Marina Nova, Kraboch, Winter Aura, Tridinska, Bucals Kagotoaion, Guitermot, Jigsland, Republic of Olamistan, The Rega, Weyrland, Tithio, Parasang, Hamburg Neo, Serrus, Cro Magnon, Archonina, IndyCar Racing, Thyrall, Neulant, Burakis, New Belia, Atheist States of Philippines, Podium, Escapitania, Santos-Dominius, Paragon Utopia, RX-88, Twisted Duality, Pandaland II, and 82 others.Inner Ryxtylopia, Glorious Existence, Fallgriffin, Cryland, Gryphonian Alliance, Common Good, Magnolia Paradise, Parisitan, Shaktirajya, Greynne, Bodusse, Kisovec, East Swedesia, Arvladma, Svanland, Leukogeras, Sultanat of Turkistan, El Facil, Costelloland, Greg Tucker, DiscGolfLand, Mirchusko, Rowdy, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Q The Almighty, Blue Bubble, Condonohia, Romlania, Chichas, United Adaikes, Oliverary, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Muad-Dib, Chaos Realm of Lavoria, Corbeil, Surinaspor, Rondria, Haetonia, Crazy Waters, The Undivided, Brasiliks, Shackleduck, Apexiala, Mucht, Nes Repuland, Red Neverwinter, Hoile, Nas Crustium, Later Green, Hrimland, Vlobbania, Hongg Kong, Moriari, Willow Gate, Albyion Kingdom, Ingentis Novus, Av Libertas Vindex, Grand Republic of the Sun, Osmari, Fotisdia, Cherylnoble, The Quwatistan, Huochen, Sensorland, Anuubis, Vrashkina, Liyen, Silisea, Risani, Elianio, Ezranian Empire, Triestine, Ostrogothaland, Gresterasland, Bitar, Vaium Kar Earanopose, The Chaotic Neutral, New St Kilda, The Tropical Archipelago, Anilis, Magusliat, and Bhang Bhang Duc.