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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,009thLargest Gambling Industry: 17,828th
The Protectorate of
Father Knows Best State
All Your Base Are Belong to Us
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUs

Population3.261 billion

CurrencyZero Wing
Animalcats

The Protectorate of AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUs is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.261 billion BelongUsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.2%.

The very strong AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUsian economy, worth 212 trillion Zero Wings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 65,104 Zero Wings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 189,164 per year while the poor average 17,733, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUsian pirates, and children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it. Crime is moderate. AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUs's national animal is the cats, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUs is ranked 97,143rd in the world and 11th in Memeverse for Nudest, with 135 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,009thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 17,828th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUs was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUs, children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it.
  • : Following new legislation in AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUs, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUsian pirates.
  • : Following new legislation in AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUs, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUs, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels.
  • : Following new legislation in AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUs, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUs, Leader has just been declared ruler of AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUs in an international press conference.
  • : Following new legislation in AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUs, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • : Following new legislation in AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUs, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUs, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.

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