The Dominion of Allortators is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sacr Khartan with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 2.104 billion Allortatorsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Red City of Sahawal'i. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Allortatorsian economy, worth 409 trillion Aciers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 194,527 Aciers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

For just a few extra Aciers Allortatorsians can get new driving records with their new cars, there's a politician called Male Infant Price, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and sex changes are routinely performed at Allortators's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allortators's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Great Hadron Collider.

Allortators is ranked 24,095^th in the world and 364^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,358.92 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.