The Armed Republic of Allokyus is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Kal Ludenis with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.133 billion Allokyusians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inkopolis. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Allokyusian economy, worth 238 trillion Sea Shells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,845 Sea Shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, billions of Sea Shells are spent to take high-quality photos of the Squid Nebula, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to President Kal Ludenis's wardrobe, and billions of Sea Shells are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime is totally unknown. Allokyus's national animal is the Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Allokyus is ranked 4,257^th in the world and 52^nd in Refugia for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 50 valid endorsements.