by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,926th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,260th Largest Retail Industry: 9,096th
The Excelsior of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Getting There Alone
Kells Babin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.424 billion

LeaderKells Babin

CurrencyChocolate coin
AnimalPoop emoji

The Excelsior of Allishive is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kells Babin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.424 billion Allishiveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. The average income tax rate is 57.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Allishivic economy, worth 320 trillion Chocolate coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 132,262 Chocolate coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, and rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allishive's national animal is the Poop emoji, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Allishive is ranked 30,620th in the world and 90th in New Western Atlantic for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,162.84 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,926thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,260thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 9,096thLargest Black Market: 9,100thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,493rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,466thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,054thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,418thMost Influential: 13,421stMost Efficient Economies: 13,771stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,360th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 36th in the regionFattest Citizens: 41st in the region

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