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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,521st Largest Retail Industry: 4,485th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,901st
The Team Ben and Jen of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Kells Babin
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Allishive

Population2.755 billion

CapitalAstana
LeaderKells Babin
FaithAtheism

CurrencyAllishivic Ruble
AnimalSlav

The Team Ben and Jen of Allishive is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kells Babin with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.755 billion Allishiveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Allishivic economy, worth 424 trillion Allishivic Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 153,920 Allishivic Rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 541,014 per year while the poor average 31,737, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allishive's national animal is the Slav, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Allishive is ranked 22,829th in the world and 74th in New Western Atlantic for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 5,360.76 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,521stLargest Retail Industry: 4,485thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,901stMost Influential: 5,421stLargest Black Market: 5,683rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,816thFattest Citizens: 6,062ndMost Devout: 6,784thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 8,507thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,795thMost Efficient Economies: 9,222ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,386thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,415thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,599thHighest Average Incomes: 11,602ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,282ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,202ndLargest Publishing Industry: 15,328th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22nd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 37th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Allishive lodged a message on the The Confederacy of Free Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Allishive, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in Allishive, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Allishive, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
  • : Allishive lodged a message on the The Confederacy of Free Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Allishive lodged a message on the New Western Atlantic Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Allishive, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
  • : Following new legislation in Allishive, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Following new legislation in Allishive, people who have lived their entire lives in Allishive are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Allishive, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.

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