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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,888th Fattest Citizens: 8,201st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,279th
The Badlands of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Off to steal Andravilland's foam again.
Kells Babin
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Population2.062 billion

LeaderKells Babin


The Badlands of Allishive is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kells Babin with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.062 billion Allishivites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. The average income tax rate is 64.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Allishivic economy, worth 239 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 116,107 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, tabloids coo over Kells Babin's expected child, and executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allishive's national animal is the Jerboa, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Allishive is ranked 152,211th in the world and 426th in New Western Atlantic for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.58 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,888thTop
Fattest Citizens: 8,201stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,279thLargest Black Market: 9,309thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,661stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,715thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,576thLargest Retail Industry: 13,020thMost Influential: 13,986thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,910th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionFattest Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 46th in the region

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