The National State of Allied Iran is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Farshad Ghasemi with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.947 billion Iranians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehran. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Iranian economy, worth a remarkable 1,356 trillion Iranian Parses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 195,329 Iranian Parses, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Allied Iran's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zoroastrianism.

Allied Iran is ranked 13,272^nd in the world and 3^rd in Eurasian Strategic Cooperation Bloc for Highest Economic Output, with 1,356 trillion Standard Monetary Units.