The National State of Allied Iran is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Farshad Ghasemi with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.904 billion Iranians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehran. The average income tax rate is 59.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Iranian economy, worth 462 trillion Iranian Parses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,238 Iranian Parses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, and short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Allied Iran's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zoroastrianism.

Allied Iran is ranked 157,367^th in the world and 28^th in The Srivijayan Consortium for Most Primitive, scoring -478 on the Scary Big Number Scale.