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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,995thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,513thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,062nd
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Allhallow

Population5.173 billion

Currency9003
Animal9003

The Republic of Allhallow is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.173 billion Allhallowians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 27.4%.

The powerhouse Allhallowian economy, worth 515 trillion 9003s a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,748 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, and hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allhallow's national animal is the 9003, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Allhallow is ranked 232,974th in the world and 1st in accidentally for Smartest Citizens, with 15.35 quips per hour.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,995thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,513thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,062ndLargest Mining Sector: 10,882ndTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,867thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,529thLargest Black Market: 16,731stMost Devout: 18,401stMost Corrupt Governments: 25,756thMost Authoritarian: 26,360th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Allhallow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Allhallow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Allhallow's influence in Accidentally rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in Allhallow, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Allhallow, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
  • : Following new legislation in Allhallow, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • : Allhallow's influence in Accidentally fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Following new legislation in Allhallow, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Allhallow, 9003s are considered a delicacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Allhallow, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.

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