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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 357thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 446thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 562nd
The Militaristic nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
serve and protect our leader
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Allexandretta

Population7.879 billion

CapitalAnubis
LeaderHelen
FaithCat

Currencydollar
Animalcat

The Militaristic nation of Allexandretta is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Helen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.879 billion Allexandrettans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anubis. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Allexandrettan economy, worth a remarkable 2,032 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 257,914 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of cats and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Allexandretta's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cat.

Allexandretta is ranked 130,769th in the world and 8th in Institute of Cellulose for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 547.04 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 357thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 446thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 562ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,306thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,356thLargest Black Market: 1,432ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,775thLargest Mining Sector: 3,038thHighest Average Incomes: 3,118thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,283rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,680thSmartest Citizens: 6,202ndMost Authoritarian: 6,567thHighest Economic Output: 7,196thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,373rdLargest Governments: 7,405thMost Developed: 7,862ndMost Avoided: 8,820thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,651stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,904thTop
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Most Secular: 11,452ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,495thHealthiest Citizens: 12,712thMost Conservative: 13,066thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,659thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,271stMost Extreme: 19,450th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Allexandretta voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Allexandretta voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Restrictions On Blood Sports".
  • : Allexandretta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Allexandretta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Allexandretta's influence in Institute of Cellulose rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Allexandretta voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Almonaster Nuevo".
  • : Allexandretta voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on the Administration of Unwanted Substances".
  • : Allexandretta was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Allexandretta lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
  • : Allexandretta's influence in Institute of Cellulose rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".

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