The Queen's State of Allah Peliharakan Sultan is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 17.371 billion Allah Peliharakan Sultanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Allah Peliharakan Sultanian economy, worth 183 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 10,551 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have been outlawed, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allah Peliharakan Sultan's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Allah Peliharakan Sultan is ranked 49,478^th in the world and 1^st in Seri Begawan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.32 law-abiding acts per hour.