The Reincorporated States of All of The Banners is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Bannerman with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, prohibition of alcohol, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.058 billion All of The Bannersians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banner City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.8%.

The thriving All of The Bannersian economy, worth 75.3 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 71,210 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,413 per year while the poor average 15,037, a ratio of 16.4 to 1.

Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, and Bannerman lights cigars with a hundred-guilder bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All of The Banners's national animal is the worm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

All of The Banners is ranked 272,619^th in the world and 9^th in The Great Storm for Most Primitive, scoring -144.22 on the Scary Big Number Scale.