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The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

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Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of All I know is pain keeping me sanean Embarrassments, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All I know is pain keeping me sane's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

All I know is pain keeping me sane is ranked 260,907^th in the world and 8,361^st in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Primitive, scoring -134.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.