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Most Efficient Economies: 368th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 374th Largest Black Market: 451st
The National Falangist Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
In Hoc Signo Vinces
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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All Communist China

Population16.453 billion

LeaderKing George VII Gregory Qing
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyRoyal Yuan

The National Falangist Kingdom of All Communist China is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King George VII Gregory Qing with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.453 billion Chinese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xian. The average income tax rate is 45.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sino economy, worth a remarkable 5,287 trillion Royal Yuan a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 321,398 Royal Yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, this year's hottest seller is plenary indulgence, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. All Communist China's national animal is the Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

All Communist China is ranked 93,016th in the world and 2,688th in Osiris for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.09 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Efficient Economies: 368thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 374thLargest Black Market: 451stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 575thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 597thLargest Insurance Industry: 746thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 802ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 876thHighest Economic Output: 1,007thHighest Average Incomes: 1,041stMost Primitive: 1,152ndMost Devout: 1,280thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,294thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,301stLargest Mining Sector: 1,408thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,424thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,615thMost Avoided: 1,635thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,779thFattest Citizens: 1,914thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,966thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,987thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,317thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,377thLargest Retail Industry: 2,634thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,790thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,265thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,973rdLargest Governments: 4,976thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,373rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,405thMost Cultured: 5,511thLargest Populations: 5,958thTop
Most Authoritarian: 12,385thMost Conservative: 12,629th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 35th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 49th in the regionMost Primitive: 52nd in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 59th in the regionMost Devout: 60th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 73rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionMost Avoided: 77th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 83rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 84th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 87th in the regionFattest Citizens: 87th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 104th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 118th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 138th in the regionLargest Populations: 141st in the regionMost Cultured: 186th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 209th in the regionLargest Governments: 212th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 234th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 260th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 305th in the regionMost Conservative: 343rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 351st in the region

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