Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 336th Most Efficient Economies: 378th Largest Black Market: 430th
The National Falangist Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
In Hoc Signo Vinces
King George VII Gregory Qing
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Rank Trend

The National Falangist Kingdom of All Communist China is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King George VII Gregory Qing with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.07 billion Chinese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xian. The average income tax rate is 38.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Sino economy, worth a remarkable 4,750 trillion Royal Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 315,221 Royal Yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Builders across All Communist China are blocked up with orders for new public loos, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, King George VII Gregory Qing has been known to make speeches in fishing waders, and cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. All Communist China's national animal is the Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

All Communist China is ranked 56,782nd in the world and 1,445th in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,057.16 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 336thMost Efficient Economies: 378thLargest Black Market: 430thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 578thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 628thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 682ndMost Primitive: 709thLargest Insurance Industry: 895thHighest Average Incomes: 941stHighest Economic Output: 1,026thMost Devout: 1,105thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,118thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,125thLargest Mining Sector: 1,320thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,333rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,352ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,392ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,414thMost Avoided: 1,431stTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,631stFattest Citizens: 1,835thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,234thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,384thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,398thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,399thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,427thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,779thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,988thLargest Governments: 5,350thMost Cultured: 5,775thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,866thLowest Crime Rates: 6,308thLargest Populations: 6,345thTop
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Most Conservative: 11,507thMost Authoritarian: 12,232nd
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Most Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Primitive: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 39th in the regionMost Devout: 39th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 49th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionMost Avoided: 53rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 56th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 59th in the regionFattest Citizens: 60th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 61st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 85th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 87th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 135th in the regionLargest Populations: 142nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 170th in the regionMost Cultured: 185th in the regionLargest Governments: 204th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 214th in the regionTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 261st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 275th in the regionMost Conservative: 331st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 345th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in All Communist China, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in All Communist China, King George VII Gregory Qing has been known to make speeches in fishing waders.
  • : All Communist China was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : All Communist China was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in All Communist China, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in All Communist China, builders across All Communist China are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in All Communist China, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in All Communist China, the clergy of Roman Catholicism remains a single-sex institution.
  • : Following new legislation in All Communist China, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : All Communist China's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".

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