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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,074thLargest Retail Industry: 1,316thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,689th
The Artwork Recycling Device of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Testlandia Cards Recycled: 1
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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All Cards are Worthless

Population5.055 billion

CurrencyBank
AnimalRat

The Artwork Recycling Device of All Cards are Worthless is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, feral children, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.055 billion Shredders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.8%.

The frighteningly efficient All Cards are Worthlessian economy, worth 935 trillion Banks a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 184,998 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, and metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All Cards are Worthless's national animal is the Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

All Cards are Worthless is ranked 12,010th in the world and 19th in Big Farma for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 8,856.27 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,074thLargest Retail Industry: 1,316thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,689thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,993rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,104thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,165thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,176thMost Primitive: 2,339thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,280thLargest Black Market: 3,363rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,446thFattest Citizens: 3,742ndMost Avoided: 4,730thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,019thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,098thMost Armed: 7,423rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,270thMost Patriotic: 8,282ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,634thNudest: 9,688thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,010thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,452ndMost Secular: 13,244thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,246thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,566thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,137thLargest Governments: 17,715thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,757thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,335thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,387thHighest Economic Output: 25,468thRudest Citizens: 30,355th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : All Cards are Worthless was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : All Cards are Worthless was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, the dartboard at the All Cards are Worthlessian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.

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