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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,532ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,040thLargest Mining Sector: 3,154th
The Artwork Recycling Device of
Moralistic Democracy
Testlandia Cards Recycled: 1
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

All Cards are Worthless

Population8.022 billion

CurrencyBank
AnimalRat

The Artwork Recycling Device of All Cards are Worthless is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.022 billion Shredders are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.4%.

The frighteningly efficient All Cards are Worthlessian economy, worth a remarkable 1,751 trillion Banks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 218,289 Banks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 869,260 per year while the poor average 36,924, a ratio of 23.5 to 1.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over All Cards are Worthless, Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, and prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All Cards are Worthless's national animal is the Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

All Cards are Worthless is ranked 23,766th in the world and 43rd in Big Farma for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.83 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,532ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,040thLargest Mining Sector: 3,154thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,578thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,695thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,058thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,135thMost Armed: 4,206thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,444thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,763rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,374thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,437thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,351stRudest Citizens: 8,469thMost Efficient Economies: 8,559thMost Devout: 10,868thNudest: 12,964thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,061stTop
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Largest Governments: 19,182ndLowest Crime Rates: 23,766thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,484thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,473rdMost Conservative: 29,193rd
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over All Cards are Worthless.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, scientists are not permitted to ask questions.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, the nation is now proudly cholera-free.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
  • : Following new legislation in All Cards are Worthless, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.

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