The Empire of All-revolutionary Russia is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.02 billion russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment is ignored. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient russian economy, worth a remarkable 2,016 trillion Rubels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 287,218 Rubels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other, applications to enter seminaries spike right before the obligatory fasts, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. All-revolutionary Russia's national animal is the Russian Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

All-revolutionary Russia is ranked 5,645^th in the world and 129^th in the Rejected Realms for Nudest, with 1,163.75 cheeks per square mile.