by Max Barry

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,648th Fattest Citizens: 4,155th Largest Retail Industry: 4,166th
The Gas Stations of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Money Above Anything
President and CEO Max Cash
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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All-Dirt Oil Company

Population4.44 billion

CapitalDirtcheap City
LeaderPresident and CEO Max Cash

Animalwild petrodollar-making mechabear

The Gas Stations of All-Dirt Oil Company is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO Max Cash with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.44 billion employees are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dirtcheap City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.5%.

The frighteningly efficient employee economy, worth 602 trillion petrodollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 135,687 petrodollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 603,822 per year while the poor average 18,976, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.

Stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, and the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of All-Dirt Oil Company's mid-life crisis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All-Dirt Oil Company's national animal is the wild petrodollar-making mechabear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

All-Dirt Oil Company is ranked 152,415th in the world and 3rd in Guilde de jeux de roles CLG for Most Devout, with 5.16 Prayers Per Hour.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,648thFattest Citizens: 4,155thLargest Retail Industry: 4,166thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,659thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,673rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,724thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,511thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,430thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,521stTop
Most Influential: 10,870thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,069thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,275thMost Avoided: 11,308thLargest Mining Sector: 11,952ndMost Corrupt Governments: 12,988thLargest Black Market: 13,331stLargest Publishing Industry: 14,262ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,901stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,839thHighest Average Incomes: 15,897thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,316thMost Secular: 16,432nd

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Capital of Extremist Capitalism Quebec and QuebecTresLibre.

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