|Leader||President and CEO Max Cash|
|Animal||wild petrodollar-making mechabear|
The Gas Stations of All-Dirt Oil Company is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President and CEO Max Cash with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.44 billion employees are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dirtcheap City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.5%.
The frighteningly efficient employee economy, worth 602 trillion petrodollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 135,687 petrodollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 603,822 per year while the poor average 18,976, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.
Stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, and the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of All-Dirt Oil Company's mid-life crisis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All-Dirt Oil Company's national animal is the wild petrodollar-making mechabear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : All-Dirt Oil Company was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : All-Dirt Oil Company was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : All-Dirt Oil Company was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : All-Dirt Oil Company was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : All-Dirt Oil Company approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Condemn Koem Kab"".
- : All-Dirt Oil Company voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Sterilisation".
- : All-Dirt Oil Company approved the World Assembly proposal "Condemn North East Somerset".
- : All-Dirt Oil Company lodged a message on the Guilde de jeux de roles CLG Regional Message Board.
- : All-Dirt Oil Company approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend Aumeltopia".
- : All-Dirt Oil Company withdrew its vote on the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Koem Kab".