Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,365th Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,501st Best Weather: 6,988th
The Royal Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Tini okiea alkoul
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The Royal Kingdom of Alkoul is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Andrew with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, devout population of 13.998 billion Alkoulians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Alkoulian economy, worth a remarkable 1,250 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,349 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alkoul's national animal is the Hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alkoul is ranked 47,885th in the world and 1st in GeoFront for Most Average, scoring 41.94 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,365thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,501stBest Weather: 6,988thLargest Populations: 7,111thHighest Economic Output: 7,537thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,541stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,669thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,923rdTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,385thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,017thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,141stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,351stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,124thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,996thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,279thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,585thNicest Citizens: 13,985thMost Pacifist: 14,073rdLargest Governments: 14,362ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,517thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,820th

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