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Most Pacifist: 1,220thMost Devout: 1,414thSafest: 2,140th
The Kingdom of
Tyranny by Majority
Faith in God, Hope in Man
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Alizeria

Population11.712 billion

CapitalKrostuk
LeaderThe Right Honourable Jennifer Dixon MP
FaithThe Church of Alizeria

CurrencyGroat
AnimalSheep

The Kingdom of Alizeria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Right Honourable Jennifer Dixon MP with a fair hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.712 billion sheep enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krostuk. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alizerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,455 trillion Groats a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,272 Groats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, children cry as government officials steal their water pistols, and maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Alizerian flag can be displayed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alizeria's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Alizeria.

Alizeria is ranked 218,249th in the world and 5th in Noctur for Rudest Citizens, with 5.84 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Pacifist: 1,220thMost Devout: 1,414thSafest: 2,140thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2,616thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,643rdBest Weather: 2,952ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,364thLowest Crime Rates: 3,675thMost Efficient Economies: 4,008thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,240thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,103rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,629thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,217thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,291stLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,922ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,298thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 11,224thMost Developed: 11,575thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,489thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,929thHealthiest Citizens: 15,044thMost Politically Free: 15,537thSmartest Citizens: 17,355thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,811thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,870thLargest Governments: 18,982ndHighest Average Incomes: 20,950th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alizeria, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Alizerian flag can be displayed.
  • : Following new legislation in Alizeria, children cry as government officials steal their water pistols.
  • : Following new legislation in Alizeria, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
  • : Following new legislation in Alizeria, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in Alizeria, many in Alizeria are born in the purple.
  • : Following new legislation in Alizeria, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
  • : Following new legislation in Alizeria, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content.
  • : Following new legislation in Alizeria, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
  • : Following new legislation in Alizeria, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Alizeria, there's no representation without taxation.

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