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Most Pacifist: 434th Safest: 582nd Nicest Citizens: 834th
The United Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Love, laugh, live.
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WA Delegate
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Alitonia

Population17.989 billion

CapitalAnkh-Morpork
LeaderQueen Ali
Faitha major religion

CurrencyBell
AnimalCat

The United Kingdom of Alitonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Queen Ali with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.989 billion Alitonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankh-Morpork. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The Alitonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,371 trillion Bells a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,857 Bells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

City workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, and children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alitonia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Alitonia is ranked 98,377th in the world and 20th in Albion for Most Pro-Market, scoring 41.22 on the Rand Index.

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Most Pacifist: 434thSafest: 582ndNicest Citizens: 834thMost Compassionate Citizens: 878thHealthiest Citizens: 932ndBest Weather: 937thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 944thLowest Crime Rates: 967thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,017thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,257thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,328thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,329thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,368thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,481stTop
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Largest Governments: 1,815thMost Cultured: 1,894thSmartest Citizens: 2,173rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,644thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,727thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,961stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,288thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,304thMost Inclusive: 3,368thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,549thMost Influential: 3,730thMost Stationary: 3,933rdHighest Economic Output: 4,920thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,729thLargest Populations: 6,757thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,423rdMost Secular: 12,999th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alitonia, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Following new legislation in Alitonia, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Alitonia, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
  • : Following new legislation in Alitonia, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all.
  • : Following new legislation in Alitonia, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Alitonia became WA Delegate of Albion.
  • : Alitonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Alitonia, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority.
  • : Following new legislation in Alitonia, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Alitonia, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.

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