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Most Devout: 1,045th Rudest Citizens: 1,632nd Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,189th
The Federal Empire of
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We are united by faith and by sword!
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Alissonovia

Population6.558 billion

CapitalPorto Alisx
LeaderVicente Teodoro I Luwes
FaithPete's Faith

CurrencyAlistre
AnimalOcelot

The Federal Empire of Alissonovia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Vicente Teodoro I Luwes with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.558 billion alissonovians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto Alisx. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.5%.

The frighteningly efficient alissense economy, worth a remarkable 1,327 trillion Alistres a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 202,415 Alistres, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 705,292 per year while the poor average 42,295, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

Students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, the new Ocelot Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alissonovia's national animal is the Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pete's Faith.

Alissonovia is ranked 26,250th in the world and 20th in Novo Brasil for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,565.97 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Devout: 1,045thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,632ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,189thMost Cultured: 2,225thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,905thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,952ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,623rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,798thMost Developed: 3,831stHealthiest Citizens: 3,971stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,307thSmartest Citizens: 4,651stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,859thMost Efficient Economies: 5,102ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,147thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,186thMost Inclusive: 5,337thBest Weather: 6,276thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,375thHighest Drug Use: 6,707thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 8,765thLargest Retail Industry: 9,008thLowest Crime Rates: 9,015thNicest Citizens: 9,090thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,193rdLargest Governments: 9,429thMost Influential: 9,638thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,545thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,048thMost Politically Free: 11,190thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,909thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,926thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,986thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,262nd
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alissonovia, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Alissonovia, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production.
  • : Alissonovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Alissonovia, the new Ocelot Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls.
  • : Alissonovia was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Anarchy".
  • : Following new legislation in Alissonovia, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Alissonovia, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Alissonovia, the nation leads Novo Brasil in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Alissonovia, commercial ships often report keel and hull damage from coral reef impacts.
  • : Following new legislation in Alissonovia, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.

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