The Akschoss Federation State of Alingarch is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Primea with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.557 billion Alingarchis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ivery. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alingarchian economy, worth 519 trillion Kalroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,098 Kalroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, if a tree falls in the forest Primea is personally notified, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, and the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alingarch's national animal is the Amethyst-Winged Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Alingarch is ranked 20,611^th in the world and 43^rd in The Hole To Hide In for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,468.34 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.