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Rudest Citizens: 3,162ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,392ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,406th
The Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of
Anarchy
A frozen, warm wonderland.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder / Flight Director
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Alinek

Population7.041 billion

CapitalCuscanate
LeaderKing Czechoslovakia
Faithbased

CurrencyAla
Animalrobin

The Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of Alinek is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Czechoslovakia with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.041 billion Alinekians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cuscanate. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Alineki economy, worth a remarkable 1,024 trillion Alas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 145,444 Alas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 798,869 per year while the poor average 13,459, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, the entire entry for Alinek in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alinek's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is based.

Alinek is ranked 264,548th in the world and 49th in Kerbals of the North for Fattest Citizens, with 7.41 Obesity Rate.

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Rudest Citizens: 3,162ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,392ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,406thLargest Retail Industry: 8,035thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,782ndMost Cultured: 10,338thSmartest Citizens: 10,746thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,529thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,545thHighest Food Quality: 11,768thMost Developed: 11,957thMost Efficient Economies: 12,094thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,182ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,434thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,745thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,205thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,286thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,898thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,516thHighest Average Incomes: 18,049thBest Weather: 20,232ndMost Advanced Public Education: 20,319thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,563rdHighest Economic Output: 23,624thMost Inclusive: 24,142ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,784thMost Pro-Market: 27,080thHealthiest Citizens: 27,154thMost Devout: 29,189th
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Avalon Buranda, Zembletopia, and The Cryptic Mire.

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