The Democratic Monarchy of Alinek is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Czechoslovakia with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 3.621 billion Alinekians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cuscanate. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Alineki economy, worth 368 trillion Alas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,875 Alas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The question of 'what is Czechoslovakia's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alinek's national animal is the Robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alinek is ranked 124,825^th in the world and 232^nd in Wintreath for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.