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Best Weather: 6,395th Most Beautiful Environments: 8,916th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,696th
The Democratic Monarchy of
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Alinek

Population3.621 billion

CapitalCuscanate
LeaderCzechoslovakia

CurrencyAla
AnimalRobin

The Democratic Monarchy of Alinek is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Czechoslovakia with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 3.621 billion Alinekians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cuscanate. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Alineki economy, worth 368 trillion Alas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,875 Alas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The question of 'what is Czechoslovakia's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alinek's national animal is the Robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alinek is ranked 124,825th in the world and 232nd in Wintreath for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Best Weather: 6,395thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8,916thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,696thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,833rdNicest Citizens: 9,924thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,586thMost Pacifist: 10,807thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,028thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,506thMost Devout: 12,065thHealthiest Citizens: 14,019thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,115thSmartest Citizens: 16,425th
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Best Weather: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 23rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alinek was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Alinek was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Alinek, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Alinek, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Alinek, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
  • : Following new legislation in Alinek, the question of 'what is Czechoslovakia's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
  • : Following new legislation in Alinek, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Alinek, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Alinek, fat-shaming is now public policy.
  • : Alinek was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.

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