by Max Barry

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Most Pro-Market: 3rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4thMost Politically Free: 7th
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Alice Parker

Population21.285 billion


The Thievery of Alice Parker is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.285 billion Thieves live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.

The strong Alice Parker economy, worth 877 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,241 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,395 per year while the poor average 2,215, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Alice Parker's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alice Parker is ranked 212,515th in the world and 10,016th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 20 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Pro-Market: 3rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4thMost Politically Free: 7thHighest Drug Use: 8thMost Extreme: 442ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,673rdTop
Most Stationary: 2,920thLargest Populations: 8,286thNudest: 8,451stRudest Citizens: 8,994thMost Influential: 12,765thTop
Fattest Citizens: 19,465thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,752ndHighest Economic Output: 24,889thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,979th
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 51st in the regionMost Stationary: 52nd in the regionLargest Populations: 69th in the regionTop
Nudest: 179th in the regionRudest Citizens: 279th in the regionFattest Citizens: 405th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 408th in the regionMost Armed: 457th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 686th in the regionMost Influential: 817th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 832nd in the regionMost Avoided: 842nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 842nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 861st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 866th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,035th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,130th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,204th in the region

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