The Thievery of Alice Parker is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.243 billion Thieves live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.

The strong Alice Parker economy, worth 793 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,241 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,395 per year while the poor average 2,215, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Alice Parker's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alice Parker is ranked 110,720^th in the world and 3,604^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,402.27 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.