The Thievery of Alice Parker is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.593 billion Thieves live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.6%.

The strong Alice Parker economy, worth 581 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 42,747 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 414,467 per year while the poor average 212, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. Alice Parker's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alice Parker is ranked 49,966^th in the world and 1,744^th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.