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Alice Parker

Population13.593 billion


The Thievery of Alice Parker is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.593 billion Thieves live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.6%.

The strong Alice Parker economy, worth 581 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 42,747 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 414,467 per year while the poor average 212, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. Alice Parker's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alice Parker is ranked 49,966th in the world and 1,744th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Pro-Market: 5thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6thMost Politically Free: 9thHighest Drug Use: 11thMost Extreme: 517thTop
Most Stationary: 3,906thNudest: 4,817thRudest Citizens: 7,058thTop
Most Influential: 9,068thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,839thLargest Populations: 10,210thMost Armed: 10,943rdLargest Black Market: 12,058thFattest Citizens: 13,005thHighest Crime Rates: 13,094th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 70th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 89th in the regionNudest: 130th in the regionLargest Black Market: 164th in the regionRudest Citizens: 211th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 251st in the regionMost Armed: 284th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 361st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 386th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 445th in the regionMost Influential: 547th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 637th in the region

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