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Alice Parker

Population14.695 billion


The Thievery of Alice Parker is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.695 billion Thieves live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.6%.

The strong Alice Parker economy, worth 628 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 42,747 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 414,467 per year while the poor average 212, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. Alice Parker's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alice Parker is ranked 110,801st in the world and 4,271st in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.38 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most Pro-Market: 5thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6thMost Politically Free: 9thHighest Drug Use: 10thMost Extreme: 489thTop
Most Stationary: 3,712thNudest: 5,226thRudest Citizens: 7,727thTop
Most Influential: 9,595thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,640thLargest Populations: 9,805thMost Armed: 11,661stLargest Black Market: 12,680thFattest Citizens: 12,926thHighest Crime Rates: 13,473rd
Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 68th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 87th in the regionNudest: 165th in the regionLargest Black Market: 174th in the regionRudest Citizens: 234th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 258th in the regionMost Armed: 327th in the regionFattest Citizens: 344th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 352nd in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 433rd in the regionMost Influential: 618th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 640th in the region

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