The Commonwealth of Alhamrbon is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Alph Benton with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 939 million Alhamrbonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alhambortiaco. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Alhamrbonian economy, worth 64.8 trillion Alhs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,988 Alhs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, the government spends millions of Alhs every year prosecuting spammers, and pregnant women make easy targets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alhamrbon's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alhamrbon is ranked 34,979^th in the world and 71^st in The Wellspring for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,968.7 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.