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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 84thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,125thMost Influential: 3,675th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Aiya alvina elenion ancalima
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population868 million

LeaderEmpress galadriel alvina

AnimalGolden Alfenheim eagle

The Empire of Alfenheim is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Empress galadriel alvina with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 868 million Alfenheimians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eragon. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Alfenheimian economy, worth 89.0 trillion Dragonians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,564 Dragonians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, and hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alfenheim's national animal is the Golden Alfenheim eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alfenheim is ranked 24,614th in the world and 1,221st in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 55.19 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 84thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,125thTop
Most Influential: 3,675thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,517thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,651stSafest: 11,733rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,455thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,459thBest Weather: 14,514thHealthiest Citizens: 14,535thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,770thLowest Crime Rates: 19,167thNicest Citizens: 19,395thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,514thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,062ndHighest Food Quality: 20,528thMost Cultured: 21,426thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,564thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,329thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,593rdSmartest Citizens: 24,614thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,512thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,451stMost Pacifist: 26,706th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 76th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 290th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 608th in the regionSafest: 658th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 690th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 770th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 802nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 812th in the regionMost Influential: 861st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 914th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 942nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 996th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,007th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,032nd in the regionMost Cultured: 1,048th in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,060th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,067th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,098th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,129th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,138th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,181st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,185th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,197th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,221st in the regionMost Developed: 1,322nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alfenheim was endorsed by The Relativity of Ages.
  • : Alfenheim was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Rex Republic.
  • : Following new legislation in Alfenheim, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Alfenheim, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
  • : Following new legislation in Alfenheim, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
  • : Following new legislation in Alfenheim, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship.
  • : Following new legislation in Alfenheim, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season.
  • : Alfenheim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Alfenheim was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Leo Islands.
  • : Alfenheim was endorsed by The Empire of Your Own Medicine.


World Assembly

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