The Empire of AlexandriaMC is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Санчез with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.459 billion лексы are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Алекссити. The average income tax rate is 22.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong лексовский economy, worth 113 trillion александрийский рубльs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,058 александрийский рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands, father-son fishing trips have been banned, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AlexandriaMC's national animal is the каракал, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Православие.

AlexandriaMC is ranked 108,683^rd in the world and 23^rd in The Great North for Smartest Citizens, with 32.06 quips per hour.