The Immortal Empire of Alexander the Magnus is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Phoenix with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.936 billion Alexanderians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexanderia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Alexandrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,431 trillion Alexandrian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 363,682 Alexandrian Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,334,141 per year while the poor average 4,205, a ratio of 792 to 1.

The Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexander the Magnus's national animal is the Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Unknown God.

Alexander the Magnus is ranked 42,351^st in the world and 26^th in The Wooloo Pact for Most Authoritarian, with 1,164.53 milliStalins.