The Imperialist Immortal Empire of Alexander the Magnus is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander Von Hresvelg with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.912 billion Alexanderians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexanderia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Alexandrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,011 trillion Alexandrian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 409,600 Alexandrian Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,769,836 per year while the poor average 4,543, a ratio of 829 to 1.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, and summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alexander the Magnus's national animal is the Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Unknown God.

Alexander the Magnus is ranked 239,562^nd in the world and 10,050^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -9.49 on the Societal Mobility Rating.