The Federal Republic of Alestewartia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Alexander I with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.574 billion Alestewartans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stewart. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.7%.

The thriving Alestewartan economy, worth 218 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 84,697 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, replacement organs are grown in vats, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alestewartia's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Alestewartia is ranked 238,683^rd in the world and 18^th in Iris for Most Authoritarian, with 422.01 milliStalins.