The People's Republic of Alentejozinho and Algarvezinho is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 425 million Alentejozinho and Algarvezinhoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Alentejozinho and Algarvezinhoan economy, worth 17.9 trillion çifrãoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,010 çifrãoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, the book "Zen and the Art of Dog Maintenance" is inexplicably a worldwide success, soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear, and politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alentejozinho and Algarvezinho's national animal is the Lince Ibérico, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alentejozinho and Algarvezinho is ranked 60,318^th in the world and 53^rd in Portugal for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,026.46 Tourists Per Hour.