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Most Influential: 1,326thLowest Crime Rates: 1,899thMost Secular: 1,917th
The Red Mercantile Commune of
Corrupt Dictatorship
☭ Comer crianças? Não! Nem ao pequeno-almoço! ☭
Influence
Instigator
MNE / Ministro da Cultura / Recursos Humanos
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Alentejo and Algarve

Population13.243 billion

CapitalCastro Marim
LeaderGrã-Cônsul Jerónimo de Sousa

Currencyçifrão
AnimalLince Ibérico

The Red Mercantile Commune of Alentejo and Algarve is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Grã-Cônsul Jerónimo de Sousa with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.243 billion Compadrês are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castro Marim. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Compadrê economy, worth a remarkable 2,795 trillion çifrãoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 211,123 çifrãoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cat memes without alt text are now illegal, Grã-Cônsul Jerónimo de Sousa's online image is the very model of a modern major leader, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alentejo and Algarve's national animal is the Lince Ibérico, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alentejo and Algarve is ranked 273,759th in the world and 182nd in Portugal for Fattest Citizens, with 3.87 Obesity Rate.

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Most Influential: 1,326thLowest Crime Rates: 1,899thMost Secular: 1,917thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,953rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,262ndMost Developed: 2,329thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,414thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,457thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,510thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,681stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,737thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,944thLargest Governments: 3,012thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,149thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,286thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,326thSmartest Citizens: 3,377thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,539thHighest Food Quality: 3,815thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,944thMost Inclusive: 4,134thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,134thMost Cultured: 4,330thBest Weather: 4,985thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,228thMost Efficient Economies: 5,583rdLargest Black Market: 5,730thHighest Economic Output: 6,442ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,470thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,600thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,881stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,590thHealthiest Citizens: 7,663rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,906thMost Stationary: 8,109thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,013thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 14,323rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,355thMost Patriotic: 16,297thMost Income Equality: 19,305thNicest Citizens: 19,640thLargest Populations: 24,384th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionMost Income Equality: 17th in the region

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