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Largest Retail Industry: 486thHighest Crime Rates: 603rdLargest Gambling Industry: 683rd
The Trade Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
The World Is Yours
Trade Prince Albany Gallywix
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Alenshire

Population9.366 billion

CapitalNeuburg
LeaderTrade Prince Albany Gallywix
FaithTaoism

CurrencyQuill
AnimalLeviathan

The Trade Empire of Alenshire is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Trade Prince Albany Gallywix with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.366 billion Alerians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neuburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Alerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,159 trillion Quills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 230,593 Quills, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,270,734 per year while the poor average 21,185, a ratio of 60.0 to 1.

The controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks, Trade Prince Albany Gallywix's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, and the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Alenshire's national animal is the Leviathan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Taoism.

Alenshire is ranked 55,302nd in the world and 1st in The Realm Of Chaos for Nudest, with 178.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Top
1%
Largest Retail Industry: 486thHighest Crime Rates: 603rdLargest Gambling Industry: 683rdMost Armed: 689thRudest Citizens: 694thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 707thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 740thFattest Citizens: 788thMost Avoided: 930thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,264thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,295thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,334thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,777thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,980thMost Efficient Economies: 2,161stTop
5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,297thHighest Average Incomes: 4,297thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,834thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,722ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,289thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,628thHighest Economic Output: 6,987thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,541stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,569thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,746thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,304thTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 12,231stMost Secular: 12,353rdLargest Publishing Industry: 14,992ndMost Cultured: 15,888thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,014thSmartest Citizens: 17,058thHighest Drug Use: 17,885thLargest Black Market: 18,412thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,763rdMost Pro-Market: 18,902ndLargest Governments: 20,360thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,702nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Alenshire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Alenshire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Alenshire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Alenshire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Alenshire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Alenshire, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Alenshire's influence in The Realm Of Chaos rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Alenshire ejected and banned The Jingoistic States of Gorundu 19 from The Realm Of Chaos.
  • : Alenshire banned Bobberino168 from The Realm Of Chaos.
  • : Alenshire's influence in The Realm Of Chaos rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".

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