The Most Serene Republic of Aleixandria is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Adán Alexander de Pinto with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.713 billion Aleixandrans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heliopolis. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aleixandran economy, worth 563 trillion sicloes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,605 sicloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, a government program is underway to revitalize Aleixandria's beaches, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime is totally unknown. Aleixandria's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aleixandria is ranked 60,950^th in the world and 34^th in Gay for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,068.25 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.