The Retired Issue Answerer of Aleisyr is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Katerina Savar with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 33.239 billion Aleisyrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amian. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aleisyrian economy, worth an astonishing 20,798 trillion denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 625,739 denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBA Governor goes house hunting, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aleisyr's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Aleisyrian polytheism.

Aleisyr is ranked 10^th in the world and 1^st in the Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,884.73 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.