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Smartest Citizens: 1st Most Cultured: 3rd Lowest Crime Rates: 8th
The Retired Issue Answerer of
Democratic Socialists
Defend the Revolution! Endorse East Durthang!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population33.239 billion

LeaderKaterina Savar
FaithAleisyrian polytheism


The Retired Issue Answerer of Aleisyr is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Katerina Savar with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 33.239 billion Aleisyrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amian. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aleisyrian economy, worth an astonishing 20,798 trillion denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 625,739 denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBA Governor goes house hunting, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aleisyr's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Aleisyrian polytheism.

Aleisyr is ranked 10th in the world and 1st in the Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,884.73 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Smartest Citizens: 1stMost Cultured: 3rdLowest Crime Rates: 8thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10thMost Secular: 14thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40thHighest Economic Output: 45thLargest Governments: 52ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 58thMost Pacifist: 65thMost Efficient Economies: 69thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 72ndHighest Average Incomes: 91stLargest Insurance Industry: 107thLargest Publishing Industry: 114thMost Corrupt Governments: 162ndLargest Mining Sector: 166thMost Advanced Public Education: 179thHighest Poor Incomes: 184thHighest Average Tax Rates: 258thMost Advanced Public Transport: 292ndMost Subsidized Industry: 301stLargest Welfare Programs: 379thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 432ndHealthiest Citizens: 452ndMost Influential: 454thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 462ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 476thLargest Populations: 602ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 948thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 997thRudest Citizens: 1,283rdMost Developed: 1,607thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,566thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,585thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,634thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,836thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,194thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,357thLargest Retail Industry: 5,004thMost Stationary: 5,192ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,996thHighest Drug Use: 17,148th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 41st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 42nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 54th in the regionMost Stationary: 58th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 59th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 69th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 72nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 105th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 615th in the regionLargest Black Market: 631st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 646th in the regionNudest: 675th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aleisyr applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Aleisyr was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Aleisyr, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Following new legislation in Aleisyr, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in Aleisyr, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Aleisyr, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBA Governor goes house hunting.
  • : Following new legislation in Aleisyr, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Aleisyr, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Aleisyr lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Aleisyr's influence in The Pacific fell from "Instigator" to "Negotiator".


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