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Most Ignorant Citizens: 638thLargest Gambling Industry: 643rdMost Primitive: 1,144th
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Aldrich Killian

Population10.234 billion


The Sultanate of Aldrich Killian is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.234 billion Aldrich Killianians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The powerhouse Aldrich Killianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,033 trillion Gavas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,970 Gavas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 363,820 per year while the poor average 20,037, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.

Forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, and retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aldrich Killian's national animal is the rabbit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aldrich Killian is ranked 1,144th in the world and 60th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring 222.41 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 638thLargest Gambling Industry: 643rdMost Primitive: 1,144thMost Armed: 1,201stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,484thHighest Crime Rates: 1,531stTop
Most Avoided: 4,135thLargest Retail Industry: 5,091stLargest Mining Sector: 5,475thFattest Citizens: 5,954thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,550thLargest Black Market: 7,770thNudest: 8,054thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,489thMost Devout: 9,383rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,905thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,510thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,613thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,434thHighest Economic Output: 17,902ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,061st
Largest Gambling Industry: 31st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Armed: 44th in the regionMost Primitive: 60th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 70th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 80th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 232nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 267th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 287th in the regionFattest Citizens: 365th in the regionNudest: 366th in the regionLargest Black Market: 405th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 421st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 437th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 479th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 603rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 688th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 756th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 807th in the region

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