The Empire of Aldorians is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aldor the unrelenting with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.035 billion Aldorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aldoria. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aldoriansian economy, worth 448 trillion units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,343 units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Trains and passengers alike are often late, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and the endangered saltwater humpback Ben Rollin is only seen in captivity programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aldorians's national animal is the Ben Rollin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism is stupid.

Aldorians is ranked 5,574^th in the world and 326^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.86 law-abiding acts per hour.