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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 194th Most Influential: 371st Largest Retail Industry: 1,672nd
The Meme Making Paradise of
Mother Knows Best State
Dream, Seek, Achieve
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.279 billion

CapitalNew Aldion
LeaderQueen Elizabeth Alshire

AnimalGrey Vield

The Meme Making Paradise of Aldion is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Elizabeth Alshire with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.279 billion Aldionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Aldion. The average income tax rate is 10.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aldionian economy, worth 523 trillion Alandors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 229,543 Alandors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Proprietary charger leads are now a pain for electric cars as well as cellphones, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Aldionian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, safe drinking water is considered a luxury, and a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders. Crime is totally unknown. Aldion's national animal is the Grey Vield, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutherism.

Aldion is ranked 182,777th in the world and 10,253rd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -14.83 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 194thMost Influential: 371stLargest Retail Industry: 1,672ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,764thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,783rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,950thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,392ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,700thMost Avoided: 2,882ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,952ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,389thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,720thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,991stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,114thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,137thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,455thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,743rdFattest Citizens: 4,884thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,563rdLargest Black Market: 5,748thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,528thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,094thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,353rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,477thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,822ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,005thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,480thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,042ndSmartest Citizens: 11,251stMost Armed: 14,713th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 61st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 61st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 79th in the regionMost Avoided: 90th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 109th in the regionMost Influential: 114th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 120th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 131st in the regionLargest Black Market: 144th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 144th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 148th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 150th in the regionFattest Citizens: 166th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 224th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 227th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 235th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 273rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 306th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 311th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 359th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 393rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 403rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 438th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 479th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 580th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 583rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 660th in the regionLargest Governments: 867th in the regionMost Stationary: 914th in the region

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