by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 217th Most Influential: 423rd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,386th
The Wartorn Nation of
Mother Knows Best State
Dream, Seek, Achieve
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.159 billion

CapitalNew Aldion
LeaderQueen Elizabeth Alshire

AnimalGrey Vield

The Wartorn Nation of Aldion is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Elizabeth Alshire with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.159 billion Aldionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Aldion. The average income tax rate is 20.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aldionian economy, worth 746 trillion Alandors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 236,353 Alandors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, the ABI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime is totally unknown. Aldion's national animal is the Grey Vield, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutherism.

Aldion is ranked 163,566th in the world and 9,576th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 3.45 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 217thMost Influential: 423rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,386thLargest Retail Industry: 1,498thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,759thLargest Mining Sector: 2,031stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,064thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,596thMost Avoided: 2,923rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,933rdLargest Insurance Industry: 3,173rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,190thHighest Average Incomes: 3,198thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,611thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,642ndLargest Black Market: 3,732ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,916thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,386thFattest Citizens: 4,441stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,952ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,032ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,566thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,087thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,650thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,989thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,631stSmartest Citizens: 10,196thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,680thMost Devout: 14,979th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 41st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 73rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 75th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 94th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 99th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 105th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 105th in the regionLargest Black Market: 109th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 119th in the regionMost Influential: 119th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 126th in the regionFattest Citizens: 150th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 153rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 158th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 161st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 168th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 205th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 214th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 237th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 296th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 305th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 356th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 366th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 409th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 512th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 542nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 544th in the regionMost Armed: 630th in the regionMost Devout: 669th in the regionMost Stationary: 698th in the regionLargest Governments: 780th in the regionMost Cultured: 916th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 275 » Zokk, Kwaj, Alice Gardens, Yaorozu, Pallaith, Sunto, Great Bights Mum, Siwale, Notyoutopia, Holy Oranz, PlanetPunk, Frances Francis the First of France, Shadowrik, Kung Ture, Puczovska, Camarthen, Valenair, Chukstik Illahi, Aezus, Beastos, RoosterTeeth, Amerian States, Panama Coalition, American MapleStory, Malta Comino Gozo, Dreylus, Ainsworth, Pleroma Sans Romans, Nord Botten, General COE, SillyString, The Galactic Triumvirate, Unsophisticate, Necromonia, Friently, Kelvaros Prime, Shin-Hachioji, Koda-Land, Tharissus, Republic of Dixie, Wineclaw, The Iron Lions, Diodone, Dadastan Archipelago, Dutchyland, Cloydicia, Southern Stroraia, Sil Dorsett, TerranulliuZ, Walter Jackson, and 225 others.New Pleasant Hill, Selfgradatude, Beladev, McMasterdonia, Inner Wilia Sch, The Curry Islands, South Olvova, Elvero, Ausrea, The The Bierands, New Chilokver, Buckerino, Guslantis, Kyoki Chudoku, New Phyrreus, Misthas, Bayern-Straubing, Moubarakistan, Ice and Tinian, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Oroam, Tredano, North Armatas, Xentherida, Beodarasc, Corfad, Weehay, Aroa, The Syca, Plumas, Wodan, Drasvidania, Fengate, Casom, Venezuelia, Palisede, Destroedor, Victoriaans Nederlands, Unimaginable Doom, Sylcar, Apetopia, Agrauron, The Austro Germanic Union, Wunderstrafanstalt, CurryIndia, Mzeusia, Gladio II, NatsukiLand, Azzarel, Radicaster, Malvad, Ozstan, Outer Egorniand, Avornica, Guyomartand, Eglise Sainte Eve, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Ceretis, British Bayonet, Imbizi, Atain, Edwerlantin, Atheenos, Calamazo, New Seaview Cove, Confederation of Independent Colonies, Phoronu, The Windmilluminati, East Supple Lund, Ka Ching, Snoodum, Albacria, Pizza Squared, Q w e r t y, United Government Of Corruption, Diche Choklate, Shibutani, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, The Gamer Party, Govornia, THX1138, Californian Redwood, The Free Californian People, New Trisone, Northern Glory, Azura Palatina, Imperial Higerker Rus, Mazeoftime, Former English Colony, Yukti, Theonen, Misuvelia, Kylesburgh, Bearical, Empy, Avalon, Pauxia, Highton Islands, United Draconia, Avemterra, Bronzesity, Lower Nubia, Free Culture, Maott, Gameindustrial Empire, Kulgatha, Zeternia, Racoda, Quranite, Veskaleine, Eravonia, Tyroshh, Sanjurika, Grimrholm, Whereisthatistan, Walist, Sacrento, The Mace Kingdom, Suicidistan, Jest Xerces, Ethnon, Hyperbanus, Sundred, One hundred castles, SORT, Abject Ludicrosity, RaRaRasputinn, Dovena, Kristalmaan, Sahriastan, Feurbania, CedieRKing, The United States of Romania, Ayylienz, Alsace and Lorraine United, Hrysos, Vsyerossiya, East Darlown Zamatraporia, Rochester Black, Lorigia, Aenglaland, Bananaaaaa, Viridiann, Jalyort Empire, El Fiji Grande, I am the one who knocks, Lordelles, Sea Ghost, Eraver, Deerfenland, Arstungry, GeauxBeaux, German Holy Roman Empire, Catopia2, Union of Caplis, GreatMinds, Dramanian, Yarecir, East Wushen, Daukas, Amestris-Britannia, Aerovea, Dar es Saalam, Boukouras, Abrickhouse, Prickly Town, Lang, Wilkshire, Solcialist States, Bridger-Teton, Democritus, The Discipled, Celreostia, Daiz, Zeno-sama, Joaquin El Chapo Guzman, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, Levertonia, The Holy Lands of Namiir, Malphe, Rosewood-, Tawya, Raccooniah, Kobagia, Toshavo II, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Greater Pittsburgh, Curtis Cosla, New Pruessen, West Coastal States, Xorroth, Dragonar, Islamic Cali, Gorlan Ruins, Gawdzendia, Imperial Essex, The Rhein States, The Pantheons, Freienland, Acrabinnia, The Most Freedom Ever, Brazentium, Qiland, Copria, Islavity Pod, New Bremerton, Castle Federation, Chamocha, Run Mayst Republic, Lionia, Shiandor, Valhalla123, McAncapland, Novae, Kranostav, Nationeer, Mercandia, Roast Pork, Death By Astonishment, Funkadelia, Amauri, Wisconsota, and The Serdey Islands.

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