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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 193rd Most Influential: 379th Largest Retail Industry: 1,416th
The Birthday Boi of
Mother Knows Best State
Dream, Seek, Achieve
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Population1.882 billion

CapitalNew Aldion
LeaderQueen Elizabeth Alshire

AnimalGrey Vield

The Birthday Boi of Aldion is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Elizabeth Alshire with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.882 billion Aldionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Aldion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aldionian economy, worth 416 trillion Alandors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 221,326 Alandors, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 715,302 per year while the poor average 51,752, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime is totally unknown. Aldion's national animal is the Grey Vield, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lutherism.

Aldion is ranked 4,576th in the world and 222nd in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 518.67 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 193rdMost Influential: 379thLargest Retail Industry: 1,416thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,770thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,859thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,051stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,477thLargest Mining Sector: 2,870thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,001stMost Avoided: 3,064thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,686thHighest Average Incomes: 3,717thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,730thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,736thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,320thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,576thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,695thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,775thFattest Citizens: 5,548thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,656thLargest Black Market: 7,631stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,303rdMost Armed: 8,539thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,461stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,595thSmartest Citizens: 11,613thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,965thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,683rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,740th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 54th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 62nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 62nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 67th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 91st in the regionMost Avoided: 92nd in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 108th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 123rd in the regionMost Influential: 125th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 133rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 136th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 144th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 151st in the regionFattest Citizens: 182nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 196th in the regionLargest Black Market: 197th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 221st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 222nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 269th in the regionMost Armed: 292nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 384th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 417th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 436th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 452nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 477th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 594th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 729th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 783rd in the regionLargest Governments: 957th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,020th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 279 » Zokk, Kwaj, Alice Gardens, Yaorozu, Pallaith, Sunto, Great Bights Mum, Mercy Land, Siwale, Notyoutopia, Holy Oranz, The Utopian Initiative, Helido, SchoolHouse Rock, PlanetPunk, Frances Francis the First of France, Omicron Persei V111, Shadowrik, Kung Ture, Puczovska, Pria Xennes, Khvatai, Sankami, Camarthen, Valenair, Chukstik Illahi, Kingdom of Space, Aeroias, Colony of lasting Hopes, Aezus, Vinantis, Beastos, Chadwin, Enosville, RoosterTeeth, Amerian States, The Official United States of America, Carl and SEAMUS, Panama Coalition, American MapleStory, The Sanada Clan, Malta Comino Gozo, Dreylus, Ainsworth, Pleroma Sans Romans, Southern Allican, Nord Botten, General COE, SillyString, Kiberio, and 229 others.The Galactic Triumvirate, Unsophisticate, Rouene, Necromonia, Friently, Vszeklina, Bharathvarsh, HMS Unicorn, Kelvaros Prime, South Grand Mountain, Shin-Hachioji, Natorik, Xinchao, Merconitonitopia, Che Sana Und, Koda-Land, Legique, Spiritual Lyrical Individual Miracles, Tharissus, Republic of Dixie, Wineclaw, The Iron Lions, Drusselstein, Diodone, Nesseus, Sheppey, The LOL Nation, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Paxiosolange, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, Anima Proxa, Rylam, Lamexanope, The Global Socialist Republic, Dadastan Archipelago, Dutchyland, Cloydicia, Southern Stroraia, Sil Dorsett, TerranulliuZ, Anousland, Zedeya, Walter Jackson, New Pleasant Hill, Selfgradatude, Beladev, Forunte, Thythos, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Inner Wilia Sch, The Curry Islands, South Olvova, BouncyAbbeyKitty, Prevaland, Yaris, Elvero, Ausrea, The The Bierands, The Russland kingdom, New Chilokver, Silloam, Buckerino, Celreostia, Alscotia, Guslantis, Kyoki Chudoku, Greenstead, Godly City, Ryelandee, Ribbleton, Khorazan, New Phyrreus, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Cuyan, Seven Hills, The Akhara Islands, Misthas, Staics, Lorthar, Dantre, The Lancerian Empire, Lord Ravenclaw, Bayern-Straubing, Thenaca, Superior Indonesia, Montroyale, Pakistan 001, Moubarakistan, Ice and Tinian, Euginus, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Oroam, Tredano, New Rivia, Anna Lisa, North Armatas, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Xentherida, Beodarasc, Qactana, Corfad, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Lionia, Phillywob, Weehay, Aroa, The Syca, Plumas, Wodan, Abunenin, Celebia, Drasvidania, Fengate, Casom, ThE eNd oF eE, Kujira, Wyldeacre, Venezuelia, Palisede, Destroedor, Bax-Landia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Spherus Magna Imperium, Aerilia, Xystopia, Midds Conia, Unimaginable Doom, Krakovhia, Aledonigystan, Sylcar, Apetopia, Agrauron, The Austro Germanic Union, ShortBusCrashed, Wunderstrafanstalt, Dodione, CurryIndia, Amestris-Britannia, Nanatovna, Mzeusia, Gladio II, NatsukiLand, Azzarel, Radicaster, ABC, Malvad, Ozstan, Aningem Atron, Outer Egorniand, Amerislovakia, Astal Aavors, Elhomna, Avornica, Guyomartand, Celasur, Xagill, Eglise Sainte Eve, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Alarys, Illusia and Neverendia, Canada GR, Alsatian Island, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Lake Flotillas, Pop Prorp, The Mazur Empire, Ceretis, Arach-Naga Combine, Nueava Libertalia, Ktyria, Elkhead, Makhnolia, British Bayonet, Morlanka, Triekru, Imbizi, Atain, Edwerlantin, Atheenos, Braussland, Great Solordia, Lungha, LaKronia, Uthill, Helvetians, Mirandako Herri Errepublika, Calamazo, New Seaview Cove, Ultimate Byzantine, Pandessiand, Confederation of Independent Colonies, Phoronu, Wesley Republic, Old Republic of Greece, The Windmilluminati, East Supple Lund, Mordant99, Ka Ching, Snoodum, Albacria, Insemme Nation, Alihanna, Dyvrosia, Freienland, Lemurian continent, Yukkira, Palladiua, Ordes, Benolia, Pizza Squared, Q w e r t y, United Government Of Corruption, Diche Choklate, Shibutani, Republican Pacific Islands, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, The Oceanic Lands, Sallanas, The Gamer Party, Underground Techno, Halcyon Nova, Goyanes, Govornia, CypriotRepublic, THX1138, Californian Redwood, and AGoodPlace.

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