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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,211thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,738thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,755th
The United Colonies of
Democratic Socialists
Peace through superior firepower.
Irene Reinalda
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Aldia

Population9.112 billion

CapitalAldia City
LeaderIrene Reinalda

CurrencyColonial Credit
AnimalTurtle Dove

The United Colonies of Aldia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Irene Reinalda with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.112 billion Aldians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aldia City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Aldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,974 trillion Colonial Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,642 Colonial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, and parents dread their examinations more than their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aldia's national animal is the Turtle Dove, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Aldia is ranked 45,279th in the world and 1st in Laptev Axis for Nudest, with 187.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Top
1%
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,211thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,738thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,755thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,773rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,925thHealthiest Citizens: 1,940thSafest: 2,042ndMost Developed: 2,173rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,174thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,192ndTop
5%
Largest Governments: 2,218thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,741stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,849thMost Inclusive: 3,061stSmartest Citizens: 3,182ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,560thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,698thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,813thBest Weather: 4,616thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,849thHighest Average Incomes: 5,061stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,682ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,857thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,146thMost Efficient Economies: 6,629thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,715thMost Cultured: 7,093rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,159thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,290thMost Secular: 7,439thHighest Economic Output: 7,716thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,790thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,019thMost Income Equality: 18,165th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aldia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Aldia, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Aldia, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
  • : Following new legislation in Aldia, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Aldia, rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects.
  • : Aldia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Aldia, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Aldia, Irene Reinalda has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances.
  • : Following new legislation in Aldia, Irene Reinalda has more friends than ever before.
  • : Following new legislation in Aldia, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.

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