Population | 21.53 billion |
Capital | Gran Rayol |
Leader | Prime Overseer |
Currency | Sworth |
Animal | Raven |
The Federal Dominion of Aldesport is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Overseer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 21.53 billion Aldesporters are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gran Rayol. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Aldesportian economy, worth a remarkable 4,279 trillion Sworths a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,778 Sworths, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Gran Rayol's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, and government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aldesport's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Aldesport is ranked 310,668th in the world and 3,676th in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -693.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Aldesport, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals.
- : Aldesport was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Aldesport was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors and the Top 10% for Most Zombies and Most Dead.
- : Aldesport was endorsed by The Factory of Aluminum Oxynitride.
- : Aldesport was endorsed by The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Aldesport was endorsed by The Republic of Pongo Tapanuliensis.
- : Aldesport was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Covenentia.
- : Aldesport was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Reformed Hoffon.
- : Aldesport was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Aldesport was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 65 » New Caterse, Mediobogdum, Dilber, Hamburg Neo, Pandaland II, DiscGolfLand, Sindria, Twisted Duality, The Rega, Thyrall, Fallgriffin, Greynne, Shaktirajya, BIteland, Lynier, Nas Crustium, Tropical Isles, Av Libertas Vindex, Podium, Willow Gate, Glorious Existence, Overthinkers, Corbeil, Triestine, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Muad-Dib, Hongg Kong, Apexiala, Guitermot, Infinite Star, Bhang Bhang Duc, Zuriath, Varanius, The Warriors of Determination, Savitri, Laudesia, Orcatortugs, Occidius, Guam-North Mariana, Rengum in Lingo, Hyperion Towers, Diet coke enjoyers, Wickedly evil people, Fotisdia, Isachile Tum, RelentlessPirates, Twazta, Fujai, Glastol, Acarodia, and 15 others.CityCity, Algueneia, Howell, Ulinzistan, Costelloland, Kisovec, Elegarth, All European nations, NewIberia, Xanderstan, Sorprendente, Reformed Hoffon, Covenentia, Pongo Tapanuliensis, and Aluminum Oxynitride.