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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 481stLeast Corrupt Governments: 558thLargest Information Technology Sector: 950th
The Kingdom of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Praise Love & Kindness
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Aldapooh

Population22.18 billion

LeaderLeader

CurrencyRuble
AnimalScorpio

The Kingdom of Aldapooh is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.18 billion Aldapoohians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aldapoohian economy, worth a remarkable 4,220 trillion Rubles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,264 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is totally unknown. Aldapooh's national animal is the Scorpio, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aldapooh is ranked 257,794th in the world and 6,950th in Osiris for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -35.92 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 481stLeast Corrupt Governments: 558thLargest Information Technology Sector: 950thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,191stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,320thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,811thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,840thHealthiest Citizens: 2,469thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,478thMost Cultured: 2,506thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,786thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,911thSmartest Citizens: 3,271stHighest Economic Output: 3,384thNicest Citizens: 4,532ndMost Developed: 4,533rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,190thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,214thHighest Food Quality: 5,295thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,596thBest Weather: 6,972ndLargest Populations: 7,528thHighest Average Incomes: 8,435thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,057thSafest: 9,530thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,681stTop
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Most Secular: 13,083rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,008thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,587thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,890thMost Patriotic: 22,929thHighest Drug Use: 23,617thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,007th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 68th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 72nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 89th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 90th in the regionMost Cultured: 96th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 99th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 121st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 122nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 123rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 130th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 173rd in the regionLargest Populations: 190th in the regionNicest Citizens: 202nd in the regionMost Developed: 214th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 234th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 247th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 249th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 283rd in the regionBest Weather: 338th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 401st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 441st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 458th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 504th in the regionSafest: 541st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 615th in the regionMost Secular: 635th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aldapooh, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Aldapooh, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn.
  • : Following new legislation in Aldapooh, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade.
  • : Following new legislation in Aldapooh, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
  • : Following new legislation in Aldapooh, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews.
  • : Aldapooh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Aldapooh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Aldapooh's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Aldapooh, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
  • : Following new legislation in Aldapooh, hackers post hourly updates on international summits.

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