The Red Coalition of Alcala-Cordel is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nikolia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.898 billion Alcali are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nicosia. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Alcali economy, worth 459 trillion iwas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 158,504 iwas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment. Crime is totally unknown. Alcala-Cordel's national animal is the Salamander, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alcala-Cordel is ranked 7,190^th in the world and 5^th in The DankLeft Commune for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.02 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.