The Red Coalition of Alcala-Cordel is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Nikolia with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.533 billion Alcali are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nicosia. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Alcali economy, worth a remarkable 1,031 trillion iwas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 186,344 iwas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, transgender and agender are on the education agenda, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime is totally unknown. Alcala-Cordel's national animal is the Salamander, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alcala-Cordel is ranked 3,093^rd in the world and 3^rd in The DankLeft Commune for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 22,289.99 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.