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Alcala-Cordel

Population5.466 billion

CapitalNicosia
LeaderNikolia

Currencyiwa
AnimalSalamander

The Red Coalition of Alcala-Cordel is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nikolia with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.466 billion Alcali are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nicosia. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Alcali economy, worth a remarkable 1,020 trillion iwas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 186,713 iwas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, Nikolia's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, a government program is underway to revitalize Alcala-Cordel's beaches, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime is totally unknown. Alcala-Cordel's national animal is the Salamander, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alcala-Cordel is ranked 1,753rd in the world and 1st in The DankLeft Commune for Healthiest Citizens, with 29.05 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 109thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 264thLeast Corrupt Governments: 486thLargest Welfare Programs: 698thNicest Citizens: 779thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 785thMost Inclusive: 809thMost Compassionate Citizens: 817thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 847thBest Weather: 848thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,188thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,263rdHighest Food Quality: 1,338thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,373rdMost Developed: 1,373rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,425thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,433rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,600thHealthiest Citizens: 1,753rdMost Pacifist: 2,064thSafest: 2,110thLargest Governments: 2,134thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,218thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,777thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,111thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,157thMost Cultured: 4,385thLowest Crime Rates: 4,385thMost Influential: 4,519thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,140thMost Secular: 5,558thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,465thMost Efficient Economies: 7,524thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,717thHighest Average Incomes: 8,854thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,233rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,500thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,903rdMost Armed: 12,156thMost Income Equality: 12,233rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 20,791stHighest Drug Use: 24,715th
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Highest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alcala-Cordel, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcala-Cordel, a government program is underway to revitalize Alcala-Cordel's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcala-Cordel, Nikolia's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Alcala-Cordel lodged a message on the The DankLeft Commune Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcala-Cordel, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcala-Cordel, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcala-Cordel, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • : Following new legislation in Alcala-Cordel, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Alcala-Cordel voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Noble Thatcherites".
  • : Following new legislation in Alcala-Cordel, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » Niveusium, New Europe Union, Lennonia, and The Soviet Republic of West Virginia.

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