The Kingdom of Albyion Kingdom is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Don Fluffles with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.861 billion Albyion Kingdomians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 54.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Albyion Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 2,655 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 269,299 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Lions and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, there's never enough space in space, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Albyion Kingdom's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secularism.

Albyion Kingdom is ranked 3,323^rd in the world and 34^th in the West Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 9,713.19 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.