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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,820thHealthiest Citizens: 1,923rdMost Secular: 2,267th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Efficiency! At any cost.
Don Fluffles
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Albyion Kingdom

Population4.292 billion

CapitalLondon
LeaderDon Fluffles
FaithSecularism

CurrencyPound
AnimalLion

The Kingdom of Albyion Kingdom is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Don Fluffles with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.292 billion Albyion Kingdomians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 58.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Albyion Kingdomian economy, worth 927 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 216,196 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government violently suppresses separatist movements, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albyion Kingdom's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secularism.

Albyion Kingdom is ranked 78,082nd in the world and 1,903rd in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,219.6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,820thHealthiest Citizens: 1,923rdMost Secular: 2,267thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,316thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,327thTop
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Most Developed: 2,479thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,584thSmartest Citizens: 2,649thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,298thMost Cultured: 3,510thMost Influential: 3,724thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,928thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,954thLowest Crime Rates: 4,496thMost Efficient Economies: 5,236thHighest Average Incomes: 5,293rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,349thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,374thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,709thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,060thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,158thLargest Mining Sector: 8,390thRudest Citizens: 8,564thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,590thLargest Governments: 10,117thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,933rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,614thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,428thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,776thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,747thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,475thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,555thHighest Economic Output: 19,643rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,518thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,385thSafest: 23,684th
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Healthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 43rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionMost Developed: 52nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 53rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 63rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 64th in the regionMost Cultured: 75th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 81st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 88th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 93rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 97th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 97th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 106th in the regionMost Influential: 115th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 122nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 127th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 134th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 163rd in the regionLargest Governments: 179th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 182nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 183rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 185th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 189th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 190th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 192nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 236th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 269th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 271st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 272nd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 339th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 348th in the regionMost Stationary: 363rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 398th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 420th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 452nd in the regionLargest Populations: 496th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, the government violently suppresses separatist movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
  • : Albyion Kingdom voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Roavin".
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, the debts of the father fall upon the son.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Albyion Kingdom, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.

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