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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,571stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,974thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,976th
The Secular Commonwealth of
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Why not both?
Prime Minister Fred Gibbson
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Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
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Albrenia

Population5.005 billion

CapitalGibbstown
LeaderPrime Minister Fred Gibbson

Currencyalbie
Animalbearded gnu

The Secular Commonwealth of Albrenia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Fred Gibbson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.005 billion Albrenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gibbstown. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Albrenian economy, worth 615 trillion albies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,042 albies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, nano-bearded gnus are the current fad sweeping the nation, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens. Crime is totally unknown. Albrenia's national animal is the bearded gnu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Albrenia is ranked 180,809th in the world and 6,445th in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.87 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,571stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,974thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,976thNicest Citizens: 5,058thMost Pacifist: 5,568thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,783rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,932ndMost Developed: 7,117thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,175thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,360thMost Inclusive: 7,360thSafest: 7,640thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,984thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,174thSmartest Citizens: 8,278thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,596thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,785thBest Weather: 9,171stMost Cultured: 9,824thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,887thNudest: 10,047thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 10,890thHealthiest Citizens: 11,984thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,560thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,362ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,512thMost Secular: 15,407thRudest Citizens: 17,763rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,801stMost Efficient Economies: 18,197thLowest Crime Rates: 18,825thLargest Governments: 18,910thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,504th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 133rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 143rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 195th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 229th in the regionNicest Citizens: 236th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 310th in the regionMost Pacifist: 310th in the regionMost Developed: 319th in the regionNudest: 351st in the regionMost Inclusive: 356th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 356th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 371st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 393rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 407th in the regionSafest: 408th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 411th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 436th in the regionRudest Citizens: 451st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 475th in the regionBest Weather: 476th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 488th in the regionMost Cultured: 521st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 560th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 586th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 633rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 659th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 672nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Albrenia, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens.
  • : Following new legislation in Albrenia, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Albrenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Albrenia, nano-bearded gnus are the current fad sweeping the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Albrenia, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
  • : Following new legislation in Albrenia, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Albrenia, populations of two-headed bearded gnus have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Albrenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Albrenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Albrenia, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.

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