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Most Secular: 1,620thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,979thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,192nd
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Albionis Basileus

Population3.732 billion

CapitalLegeceaster
LeaderAelfred
FaithLogical Positivism

CurrencyAlbionis Basileusian Thrymsa
AnimalGryphon

The Armed Republic of Albionis Basileus is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Aelfred with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.732 billion Albionis Basileusians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legeceaster. The average income tax rate is 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Albionis Basileusian economy, worth 882 trillion Albionis Basileusian Thrymsas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 236,522 Albionis Basileusian Thrymsas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, and meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albionis Basileus's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Logical Positivism.

Albionis Basileus is ranked 3,993rd in the world and 1st in Goawayitsallmine for Highest Average Incomes, with 236,522.84 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Secular: 1,620thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,979thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,192ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,118thHighest Average Incomes: 3,993rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,343rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,802ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,930thLowest Crime Rates: 5,066thLargest Black Market: 5,392ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,559thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,678thMost Efficient Economies: 6,074thMost Developed: 6,661stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,725thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,762ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,779thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,320thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,690thLargest Governments: 7,894thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,538thSmartest Citizens: 8,719thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,579thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,021stTop
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Most Cultured: 12,579thHealthiest Citizens: 13,684thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,383rdLargest Mining Sector: 15,215thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,454thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,746thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,565thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,920thHighest Economic Output: 20,195thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,214thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,553rdMost Beautiful Environments: 22,771st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Albionis Basileus, meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry.
  • : Following new legislation in Albionis Basileus, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Albionis Basileus, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Albionis Basileus, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Albionis Basileus, the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms.
  • : Following new legislation in Albionis Basileus, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : Albionis Basileus voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Northrop-Grumman".
  • : Following new legislation in Albionis Basileus, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos.
  • : Albionis Basileus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Albionis Basileus, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.

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