The Armed Republic of Albionis Basileus is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Aelfred with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.732 billion Albionis Basileusians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legeceaster. The average income tax rate is 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Albionis Basileusian economy, worth 882 trillion Albionis Basileusian Thrymsas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 236,522 Albionis Basileusian Thrymsas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, and meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albionis Basileus's national animal is the Gryphon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Logical Positivism.

Albionis Basileus is ranked 3,993^rd in the world and 1^st in Goawayitsallmine for Highest Average Incomes, with 236,522.84 Standard Monetary Units.