The Democratic Republic of Albanian Anarchy States is a massive, safe nation, ruled by John Cavieara with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.452 billion Albanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.7%.

The all-consuming Albanian Anarchy Statesian economy, worth 119 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 82,170 Euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 339,335 per year while the poor average 13,081, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

Main battle tanks stalk the woods of Albanian Anarchy States in search of Eagles, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albanian Anarchy States's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Albanian Anarchy States is ranked 88,538^th in the world and 1^st in New World Service for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,946.03 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.