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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 721stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,182ndMost Influential: 3,470th
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Albania 3

Population1.528 billion


CurrencySerbian fingers
Animalwild BMW

The United Socialist States of Albania 3 is a massive, genial nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.528 billion Triplebanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Albania 3ian economy, worth 172 trillion Serbian fingers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 113,073 Serbian fingers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Albania 3ian grocery store, and prudishness is on the way out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albania 3's national animal is the wild BMW, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hoxhaism.

Albania 3 is ranked 167,964th in the world and 217th in The Internationale for Largest Black Market, with 34.8 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 721stTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,182ndMost Influential: 3,470thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,524thMost Inclusive: 3,672ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,844thMost Pacifist: 4,047thNicest Citizens: 4,157thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,235thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,272ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,274thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,991stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,819thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,358thBest Weather: 7,452ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,596thSafest: 7,674thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,750thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,276thMost Developed: 9,080thHealthiest Citizens: 9,121stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,244thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,339thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,872ndLargest Governments: 10,172ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,502ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,636thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,401stSmartest Citizens: 12,454thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,768thMost Politically Free: 15,829thMost Cultured: 16,123rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,397thMost Income Equality: 16,426thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,584thHighest Drug Use: 16,818thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,012thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,814thMost Secular: 17,832ndMost Efficient Economies: 18,113th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionMost Extreme: 24th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 30th in the region

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