The United Socialist States of Albania 3 is a massive, genial nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.528 billion Triplebanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Albania 3ian economy, worth 172 trillion Serbian fingers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 113,073 Serbian fingers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Albania 3ian grocery store, and prudishness is on the way out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albania 3's national animal is the wild BMW, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hoxhaism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Albania 3's influence in The Internationale rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Albania 3 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Raionitu".
- : Albania 3 voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc"".
- : Albania 3 endorsed The Socialist Republic of Greater Vietnam.
- : Albania 3 endorsed The Republic of Dominguez Hills.
- : Albania 3 was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dawnopolis.
- : Albania 3 was endorsed by The Socialist Republic of Greater Vietnam.
- : Albania 3 was endorsed by The Peoples SSR of Yorkshire and Herefordshire.
- : Albania 3 was endorsed by The United Socialist Republics of UEASR.
- : Albania 3 was endorsed by The Republic of Dominguez Hills.
Endorsements Received: 44 » Duravia, Saltspring Island, Doultrenia, Esgeirimmen, Minahasa, Andogeesia, Terranova-Serre, Anarcho Syndicalist Korea, Restart, Absurd Land, Islati Scyia, The Commune of Meddle, Golinistan, Attempted Socialism, Bohstavia, Medlidande, Weaventingost, Nova Erie, El Rift, East Nazareth, Bernieland Republic, Darfaria, Really marxism, Choigzonion, Alphonsia, Carrico, Tsaien, Meorlanorde, Pertsjan, Quigon, Ainares, Space Lads, Vikedum, Red Sanguina, Yuglonia, Puhon, Bruksemark, Homebrewers, International Socialist Union, Subspacia, Arma Extosia, Dominguez Hills, Yorkshire and Herefordshire, and Dawnopolis.