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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,015thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,575thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,968th
The United Socialist States of
Left-wing Utopia
Third time's the charm.
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Albania 3

Population630 million

CapitalStatsgrad

CurrencySerbian fingers
Animalwild BMW

The United Socialist States of Albania 3 is a huge, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 630 million Triplebanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Statsgrad. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Albania 3ian economy, worth 60.4 trillion Serbian fingers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 95,839 Serbian fingers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's always rabbit season, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, community centers have arisen from the ashes of demolished houses of worship, and boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albania 3's national animal is the wild BMW, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Albania 3 is ranked 12,482nd in the world and 109th in The Internationale for Highest Poor Incomes, with 88,104.07 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,015thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,575thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,968thMost Inclusive: 5,088thMost Pacifist: 5,157thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,168thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,372ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,540thNicest Citizens: 5,741stMost Influential: 6,815thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,296thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,570thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,139thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,266thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,777thBest Weather: 11,230thHealthiest Citizens: 11,341stTop
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Safest: 11,608thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,265thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,482ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,254thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,370thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,551stLowest Crime Rates: 14,473rdMost Beautiful Environments: 14,528thLargest Governments: 14,567thMost Income Equality: 14,689thMost Cultured: 16,926thSmartest Citizens: 18,835thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,973rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,815th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Albania 3, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'.
  • : Following new legislation in Albania 3, community centers have arisen from the ashes of demolished houses of worship.
  • : Albania 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Albania 3, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Albania 3, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Albania 3 was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Cantaral.
  • : Albania 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Albania 3, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low.
  • : Following new legislation in Albania 3, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Albania 3 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Vilita and Turori".

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