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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,172ndMost Influential: 5,018thMost Conservative: 6,043rd
The Sultanate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Uhhhhhh
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Albania2

Population1.113 billion

CapitalTirana 2
LeaderSkanderbeg 2
FaithIslam 2

Currencygood boy point
AnimalEagle

The Sultanate of Albania2 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Skanderbeg 2 with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, national health service, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.113 billion Albania2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana 2. The average income tax rate is 57.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Albania2ian economy, worth 144 trillion good boy points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,588 good boy points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and frat-house partying has become the national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albania2's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam 2.

Albania2 is ranked 90,625th in the world and 1,550th in the South Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 144 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,172ndMost Influential: 5,018thMost Conservative: 6,043rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,078thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,330thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,671stMost Avoided: 7,711thLargest Retail Industry: 8,278thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,466thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,912thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,125thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 12,778thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,577thLargest Black Market: 13,963rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,944thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,422ndLowest Crime Rates: 19,813thHighest Average Incomes: 19,913thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,511thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,748th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 131st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 220th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 221st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 247th in the regionMost Conservative: 269th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 272nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 276th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 312th in the regionMost Avoided: 316th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 429th in the regionLargest Black Market: 499th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 508th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 518th in the regionMost Influential: 532nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 555th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 577th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 583rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 596th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 650th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 782nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Albania2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Albania2, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Albania2 was endorsed by The No Pretitle of Esfalsa.
  • : Following new legislation in Albania2, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Albania2, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Albania2, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Following new legislation in Albania2, glassy-eyed Albania2ian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command.
  • : Following new legislation in Albania2, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Albania2 was endorsed by The Stick Like Stickpire of The Stickmin Empire.
  • : Albania2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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